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I updated my status on facebook to say that “I’m never poking anyone back again. It’s silly.” This attracted several comments and lots of direct messages which have taken me quite by surprise. I thought “poking” was just an annoying way to get someone’s attention but it turns out that it’s full of sexual innuendo. Not all, but some of these guys who constantly “poke” me are actually deluded enough to believe that eventually it may lead to some sort of encounter. Does anyone actually truly believe that this method of come on would be successful? Does anyone know of someone who after several pokings actuallly decided that they were so overwhelmed and consumed with desire that they just had to have the “poker?” Does that make me the “pokee?”

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